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Research For The Masses  from LemonTree28

  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

  • If you pass gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

  • A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

  • The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

  • Polar bears are left handed.

  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

  • A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

  • Butterflies taste with their feet.

  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

  • Starfish don't have brains.