A little story,
So, I just graduated from college at one of the UC schools. I won't name
which one since I am going to tell a story about my roomate. I'll call her Jane
Doe as her pseudoname.
Well, my roomate, Jane, for about 3 months is a major psycho crazy wacko
girl. I'll tell the story about what she did to me later. First, I'd like to
tell the world what kind of person she is. Jane's a chinese chick with blonde
hair. It's streaked blonde so her hair practically looks blonde. Imagine an
Asian chick with blonde hair, and colored contacts. Apparently she really wants
to look white or caucasian or whatever. She just doesn't want to look like
herself, which is Chinese American.
Anyways, Jane's majoring in economics and minoring in computer information
systems at one of the UC schools. Basically, she lives in her own little world.
If she could create her own world, it would consist of only ice cream, fruit,
salad, Korean music, and men 3 years younger than her. It's true. Jane only
eats ice cream at Baskin Robbins and fruit for lunch and dinner and maybe once
in awhile she'll eat some salad.
Jane wakes up at about 6 am every day or she tries to in order to work out at
the school gym for about an hour. Jane doesn't have class until 10 practically
every day. Then, at night, she goes to work out some more by running in the
dark by herself or she'll go back to the school gym to work out. Then, Jane
comes back and throws up in the bathroom that I share with her and my other
roomate. Basically, after Jane works out and eats her lunch and dinner, if she
eats at all, she throws up. I actually hear her throwing up in the bathroom.
It's pretty gross. This is all true. Jane wants to be anorexic or something.
She wants to look like Ally McBeal. Even I'm thinner than her and I hardly work
out. I eat a lot too. I guess I should thank my mom for giving me her genes.
I have a really fast metabolism.
Anyways, whenever she talks on the phone, she screams. So, its really
annoying. I think her nickname is Drama Queen because she thinks everything in
her life is a big fat deal. Really.
Jane totally exaggerates her voice and her life to make it seem like people
should feel for her, or at least feel sorry for her. Her last boyfriend was a
guy 3 years younger than her. She's 22 right now, and her exboyfriend is 19. I
really don't know why they broke up, but hearing her talk about it is kind of
sad. Jane gets upset that she can't seem to find "the one." She thought her
exboyfriend was "the one." She contemplates about all her past relationships
and wonders why she can't seem to keep a boyfriend for more than 6 months.
Well, maybe cause she has weird eating habits? Basically, this girl is really
abnormal. She is obsessed with finding and keeping a relationship with a guy
for more than 6 months. That's pretty much all she cares about, besides the
fact that she wants to look like Laura Flynn Boyle or Calista Flockhart.
Okay, now I've said a little something about what kind of person Jane is
like, I'll tell my story. Sorry, I dragged it. Anyways, for quite some time, I
asked her where she got her windows tinted for her car. I wanted to tint my
car. Jane told me that she got all 5 windows tinted for about 80 dollars which
is an amazing deal. So, I asked her if she could call the person who tinted her
car windows for me and set up an appointment. I thought I would get my windows
tinted soon, like maybe a week after I asked Jane. Of course, it dragged on
until 5 weeks later or even more. The first 2-3 weeks, she gave me excuses
saying that she was trying to get the guy's phone number from her boss in order
to set up the appointment. Her boss from work, was the person who introduced
Jane to the window tinting guy. Anyways, the 4th week, she told me that she was
going to switch cars with her dad because he wanted to get his windows tinted.
Well, Jane didn't switch cars with her dad until the 5th week. Jane finally drove her dad's car from back home. This is
approximately the 5th week since I first asked Jane about the window tinting.
Jane told me that when she switched cars with her dad, she and I would go to the
guy's place to tint the car windows together. Well, guess what. Jane went
herself, and got her dads car windows tinted without telling me. Jane didn't
forget that I wanted to tint my car windows because I asked her about 5 or more
times, and when I didn't ask her, she would bring the subject up herself out of
the blue. So she knew pretty well that I still wanted to get my windows tinted.
The only way I found out that she got her dads car windows tinted was because I
heard her on the phone one day talking to her mom about it. Since she talks
like she's screaming, of course I heard her. I was so pissed off. I didn't
confront her about it, because I was going to explode and I didn't want to hit
her. I was that pissed off. So, the next few days, I was still fuming, and I kept thinking whether I should do
something evil. Or at least something to get back at her for being a bitch. I
didn't want to stoop to her level, so for the next two weeks, I didn't do
anything. I ignored her. She started ignoring me a few weeks earlier, for what
reason, I have no clue. We were in finals week, so I finished my finals early,
and packed everything to go home since I graduated. Well, the night before, I
got pissed at Jane again for talking on the phone for an hour, screaming at
approximately 1 or 2 in the morning. I was trying to sleep, so I turned on the
music. I turned it loud enough so that I couldn't hear her screaming in the
phone. That's just the way she talks, but damn, it's so annoying. Well, Jane
got off the phone, and she started blasting her music. At that point, I was
beyond angry. I was fuming. I didn't want to talk to her because she hated me,
or that's what I thought since she started ignoring me !
a few weeks earlier. I knew if I asked her to turn down her music, we would get
into a big fat argument, and I wanted to avoid that. So, since I was fuming, I
broke down and decided to do something to her the next morning. I decided to
stoop to her level ,which I know quite well that I shouldn't have. So, I did
something............with Jane's............ toothbrush. I took her toothbrush,
while she was awake in ther room the next morning, and I scrubbed her toothbrush
in the toilet for approximately 3 seconds or less. It was pretty quick. If
anyone sees the toilet in our apartment, it's pretty nasty. There are bacteria
and what else growing in there. I don't care, she deserved it. I thought about
keying her car, but I thought that was too evil. Anyways, that's the end of the
story. Maybe Jane will get gum disease, or all of her teeth will fall off, and
then she will never ever get a guy. Not, like she can get one right now with
her eating habits.
Morale of the story:
If someone screws with you or messes you up, don't do anything, because what
goes around comes around. Or, you can forget about that, and don't let people
push you around or do anything mean to you, by getting even.