Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.The passion is heating up. But
then the wife stops and says: "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold
The husband says, "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day
the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around
and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his
wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes
worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a
set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband
has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says, "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going
on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the Husband says "You
must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."