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Superman  from achoo

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.

"Hey Batman! who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland.

Why don't you try her?," replied Batman.

"I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends, so I don't really want to take advantage of her."

"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved good-bye to Superman and drove off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city, when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building.

He flew down, "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor - who's the best babe in comicland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much," and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman laying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Damn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knew I was there." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in, and gone.

Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that???!!!" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass is killing me."