As God is peering down on the Earth, he notices two statues, one a man
the other a woman. He says to himself, "Those statues have been standing
there for thousands and thousands of years, I will reward them by giving
them one day of life."
Instantly the two statues become alive. They look at each other in
silence for a while before the woman statue says, "Well, what do you want
to do?" The man statue says, "I know! Follow me," and runs behind some
The woman statue follows and a rustling noise comes from behind the
Sometime later they come out from the bushes very ecstatic and the man
statue says, "That was fun, Want to do it again?"
The woman statue replies, "Sure, but this time you hold the bird and
I'll shit on his head."