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Status Revenge  from John

As God is peering down on the Earth, he notices two statues, one a man the other a woman. He says to himself, "Those statues have been standing there for thousands and thousands of years, I will reward them by giving them one day of life."

Instantly the two statues become alive. They look at each other in silence for a while before the woman statue says, "Well, what do you want to do?" The man statue says, "I know! Follow me," and runs behind some nearby bushes. The woman statue follows and a rustling noise comes from behind the bushes.

Sometime later they come out from the bushes very ecstatic and the man statue says, "That was fun, Want to do it again?" The woman statue replies, "Sure, but this time you hold the bird and I'll shit on his head."