Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject
turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some
sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "so have Tom and I." "We're
thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!"
responded Mary. But after you go, will you please tell me
how it went?"
Several weeks passed and the two friends met for lunch
again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" Mary
asked. "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed.
"We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor
said he was certain
he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store
on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen
donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the
grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into
my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every
donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex
life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an
appointment with the same sex therapist. After the
physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and
Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can
do for you," he said. But doctor," Mary complained, "you
did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a
suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some
help? Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor answered.
"On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store
and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios......"