A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her
boyfriend
that
after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first
time.
Well,
the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy,
it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parent's house and meets His girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you
to meet my parents, Come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers
to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in
prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the
boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy
turns to her and says " I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
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