MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Commercials, you can't believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
High Heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on the table.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Snow Storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Bank Machines, once they withdraw they lose interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.

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Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no ring.

MEN ARE LIKE . . .
Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you.