An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to
find his dick covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he
immediately went to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything
like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little relieved and says "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc. The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!". The doctor
replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and
proclaims "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease. " The guy says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor
wants to operate and amputate my penis!".
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor!
American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money. No need
to operate. Dick will fall off by itself."