-Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a
life
sentence!).
-Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the
sweet music is over, the
strings are attached.
-Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore,marriage is an institution for
the blind.
-Marriage is an institution in which a man
loses
his Bachelor's Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.
-Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a
woman's
finger and two under
the man's eyes.
-Marriage certificate is just another word for
a
work permit.
-Marriage is not just a having a wife, but
also
worries inherited forever.
-Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of
"RINGS" :
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
-Married life is full of excitement and
frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and
the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man
listens.
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the
NEIGHBORS
listen.
-It is true that love is blind but marriage is
definitely an eye-opener.
-Getting married is very much like going to
the
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what
the
other fellow
has, you wish you had ordered that.
-It's true that all men are born free and
equal,
but some of them get
MARRIED!
-There was this man who muttered a few words
in the
church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered
something
in his sleep
and found himself divorced.
-A happy marriage is a matter of giving and
taking;
the husband gives and
the wife takes.
-Son: How much does it cost to get married,
Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for
it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son,
EVERYWHERE!
-There was a man who said, "I never knew what
happiness was until I got
married...and then it was too late!"
-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is
the
alarm clock.
-They say when a man holds a woman's hand
before
marriage, it is love;
after marriage, it is self-defense.
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know
why.
But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would
go
through hell for her. They
got married, and now he is going through HELL.
SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT? :)
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