-Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a
-Marriage is very much like a violin; after
sweet music is over, the
strings are attached.
-Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore,marriage is an institution for
-Marriage is an institution in which a man
his Bachelor's Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.
-Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a
finger and two under
the man's eyes.
-Marriage certificate is just another word for
-Marriage is not just a having a wife, but
worries inherited forever.
-Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
-Married life is full of excitement and
* In the first year of marriage, the man
the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the
-It is true that love is blind but marriage is
definitely an eye-opener.
-Getting married is very much like going to
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what
has, you wish you had ordered that.
-It's true that all men are born free and
but some of them get
-There was this man who muttered a few words
church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered
in his sleep
and found himself divorced.
-A happy marriage is a matter of giving and
the husband gives and
the wife takes.
-Son: How much does it cost to get married,
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son,
-There was a man who said, "I never knew what
happiness was until I got
married...and then it was too late!"
-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is
-They say when a man holds a woman's hand
marriage, it is love;
after marriage, it is self-defense.
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know
But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would
through hell for her. They
got married, and now he is going through HELL.
SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT? :)