Jim has three girlfriends, but he doesn't know which one to
marry. So he decides to give each one $5,000.00 and see how each
of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells Jim, "I spent the money so I could look pretty
for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player,
a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says,
"I bought these gifts for you with the money because, Jim, I
love you so much."
The third one takes the $5,000.00 and invests it in the stock
market, doubles her investment, returns the $5,000.00 to the man
and reinvests the rest. She says, "Jim, I am investing the rest
of the money for our future because I love you so much."
So Jim thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts