There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All
of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he
starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back
he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His
boat is a ways
off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared
to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the
great white beast open revealing its teeth in a
horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God!
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light
shines down from above.
The man is motionless in the water when he hears the
voice of God say,"You are an atheist. Why do you
call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the
man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in
you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark
believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light
retracted back into the heavens and the man could
feel the water begin to move once again. As the
atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark
start to close down on him, when all of sudden the
shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge
beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says,
"Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about