ladylike euphemisms women use when they talk about sex
CLAM DIGGING - When a man fumbles about her underwear or under her skirt
A DRIVE-BY - Intercourse that did not bring her to orgasm; variation "just browsing"
"HE MADE ME SING A CAPPELLA" - Said of a man who wasn't just browsing
PHONING IT IN - Faking an orgasm
SINGING INTO THE MIKE - Fellatio; variations: giving lollipop; kissing the captain
MOISTURIZER - A very attractive man
SATURATER - An extremely attractive man
"I'M STUCK TO THE CHAIR" - What a woman says when ...oh, you figure it out
T.H.O (TITTY HARD-ON) - Sweeter version of "I'm stuck"
CATATONIC CLIT - The female equivalent of blue balls; "bellyache" is accepted in polite company
7-UP - An erection
MISS TINGLE - Her clitoris; variations: ground zero, mini-me
THE TWINS - Her breasts; variations: the pups, the purple mountains majesty
"HE'S ON THE SLOW BOAT TO 'GINA" - Said of a man not likely to see any action